Ecco alcune delle scritte che ogni tanto compaiono velocissimamente sulla TiVii di casa Simpson...

L'Immondo profondo vuole fare le seguenti precisazioni... Homer l'acchiappone [2F06]
Le seguenti persone sono gay... La cometa di Bart [2F11]
Ecco i Krusty-festeggiati di oggi! - Radio Bart [8F11]

L'Immondo profondo [Bottom Rock] vuole fare le seguenti precisazioni... (tratto dalla puntata: "Homer l'acchiappone" [2F06])

- Peoples' Choice Award is America's greatest honor
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens
- The UFO was a paper plate
- The nerds on the internet are not geeks
- The world "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
- The older Flandres boy is Todd, not Rod
- Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
- If you are reading this, you have no life
- Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
- The other UFO was an upside-down salad spinner
- Our universities are not "hotbeds of anything"
- Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
- Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes
- Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
- The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
- Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away"
- Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
- Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
- Bullet do not bounce off of fat guys
- Recycling does not dumplete the ozone
- Everytihng is 10% fruit juice
- The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
- Janet Reno is evil
- V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
- Ted Kopper is a robot
- Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
- Fleiss does floss
- Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures (riferimento alla famiglia australiana ?)
- Bart is bad to the bone
- Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
- The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
- The "bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
- Everyone on TV is better than you
- The people who are writing this have no life
(dette a voce)
- (Bart:) Il lardo non abbassa il tasso di colesterolo
- (Homer:) M. Jackson è un vero e proprio robot!

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Le seguenti persone sono gay... (tratto dalla puntata: "La cometa di Bart" [2F11])
(In realtà appaiono soli i nomi in maiuscolo, ma dato che tutti i nomi in lista fanno parte dello staff de "I simpsons", in corsivo è stato aggiunto l'incarico che che ricoprono in tale staff.)

- MATT GROENING, Executive Producer
- KEN TSUMARA, Animation Co-Producer for Gracie Films
- GEORGE MEYER, Co-Executive Producer
- JOEL KUWAHARA, Assistant to the Producers
- BILL OAKLEY, Supervising Producer
- ELIZABETH JACOBS, Assistant to Mr. Mirkin
- JOSH WEINSTEIN, Supervising Producer
- JANE O'BRIEN, Assistant to the Producers
- ANNETTE ANDERSEN, Assistant to Mr. Groening
- JENNIFER CRITTENDEN, Staff Writer
- MIKE SCULLY, Producer
- DOMINIQUE BRAUD-STIGER, Post Production Assistant
- GREG DANIELS, Producer
- JOSEPH BOUCHER, Producer
- AL JEAN, Consulting Producer
- PING WARNER, Post Production Assistant
- MIKE REISS, Consulting Producer
- CRAIG FEENEY, Assistant to the Producers
- RICHARD RAYNISS, Producer
- DON GILBERT, Assistant to the Producers
- DAVID MIRKIN, Executive Producer
- JACQUELINE ATKINS, Assistant to the Producers
- CHRIS LEDESMA, Music Editor
- MARK McJIMSEY, Dialogue Sound Editor
- ALF CLAUSEN, Music by...
- ALISON ELLIOTT, Post-Production Supervisor
- DAVID SILVERMAN, Producer
- DAVID COHEN, Story Editor

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Ecco i Krusty-festeggiati di oggi! (tratto dalla puntata "Radio Bart" [8F11])

- Anna Goodwin
- Reagan Gray
- Paul Grenville
- Jim Greigor
- Harriet Hartman
- Mike Himes
- Julie Hirsh
- Janet Hopkins
- Cara Hunter
- Gracie Jensen
- Loretta Kangas
- Marilyn Katz
- Ken Keeler
- John Lanzetta
- Lorna Lefever
- Marie Lichterman
- Iris Lowe
- Kim Madrigal
- Cammie McGovern
- Bill McLain
- David Moulton
- Mary Myron
- Nigel Nelson
- J.P. Patches
- Ted Phillips
- Randy Plut
- Brady Reed
- Kevin Reilly
- Pete St.George
- Casey Sanders
- Matthew Schneider
- Patrick Semple
- Emma Shannon
- BART SIMPSON
- Larry Stone
- Beth Summerlin
- Kate Suuberg
- Dale Thomas
- John Travis
- Eric Van Buerden
- Patrick Verrone
- Lee Wallace
- Jay Weinstein
- Chris White
- Jay Wiviott
- Henry Yeomans.

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