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| Homer
: Bills. Chains for elephant, shots for elephant...oversized decorative
poncho?! Bart : Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little. Homer : Well these bills will have to paid out of your allowance. Bart : You'll have to raise my allowance to about $1000 a week. Homer : Then that's what I'll do, smart guy. |
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| Marge
: Here, work to the music. (turns on radio) Ernie : : You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Bart : Amen, Ernie. |
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| Marge
: Now each one of you take a floor and get started. Homer : I call the basement! Everyone : Fine. Homer : D'oh? |
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| Woman
: If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ 3000 gets your
job. (Marty then punches the DJ 3000) DJ 3000 : Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns. Bill : Heh heh heh...how's he keep up with the news like that? |
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| Homer
: D'oh! Lisa : A deer! Marge : A female deer. |
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| Homer
: Daddy has to go to a beer drinking contest today. Bart : Think you'll win? Homer : Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get. |
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| (KBBL
plays a song on the radio with Bart shouting "Where's my elephant?!"
in the background) Grampa : Hey, they're playing the elephant song. Jasper : I love that, reminds me of elephants. |
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| Factor supervisor : This is the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transfered to another peanut factory. But now...(Stampy storms into the peanut factory). | |
| Ned
: (gasp) It's the four elephants of the apocalypse! Maude : That's horsemen, Ned. Ned : Well, getting closer. |
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| Blackheart : Whale-hunter, seal-clubber, president of the Fox network, and, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory. | |
| Marge
: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat. Warden : Oh, I think he is. Marge : Then why is he attacking all those other elephants? Warden : Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson. (Homer butts the warden with his head.) |
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| Homer : Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low. | |
| Homer : Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! Marge | |
| Homer
: Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit! I'm the smartest
businessman in the world. Marge : Stampy's food bill today was $300. Homer : Marge, please, don't humiliate me in front of the money. |
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| Man
: I'll be honest with you: I need a large African elephant and I need it
today. But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for. Homer : What do you mean? It's an elephant, isn't it? Man : Well it is and it isn't, if you understand what I mean. Homer : (long pause) He likes peanuts. |
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| Marty
: Now let's try another lucky phone call. Chief Wiggum : Help! Help us! They stole our uniforms, guns, and tasers! Snake : Oooh, fry piggy. Chief Wiggum : No, no...no don't...aargh! Aargh! A little to the left...ah, that's the stuff. |
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| Homer
: Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right? Luanne Van Houten : Yes, but we paid you $4. Homer : Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of $700. Now, you've already paid me $4, so that's just $696 more that you owe me. Kirk Van Houten : Get off our property. |
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| Chief Wiggum : Heh, yeah, right, lady: an elephant ran through your front yard. OK. Wiggum...yeah, right, mister, mm hmm. An elephant just knocked over your mailbox. OK. Wiggum...Yeah, right, buddy, liquor store robbery, officer down. Sure. And I'm Edward G. Robinson. | |
| Homer
: "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that
episode. (reminisces) Carter : Pyle! Gomer : Shazam! Carter : Pyle! Gomer : Shazam! Carter : Pyle! Gomer : Shazam! |
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| Woman : These prehistoric creatures wandered into the tar pits, which preserved their skeletons in showroom condition. | |
| Warden
: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant:
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. Lisa : It's perfect, Dad. Homer : I only have two questions: "How much", and "Give it to me". Warden : Well, we really can't offer you any money; we're a non-profit organization. Homer : So your bid is zero. Warden : Well, we like to think of it as... Homer : Thank you. Warden : You know I really think... Homer : Thank you. |
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| Homer : What's the point of all this cleaning?! Are we so vain?! | |
| DJ 3000 : Well, hot dog. We have a weiner. | |
| Helen
Lovejoy : That animal of yours is certainly bad-tempered. Lisa : Yeah, well you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels. Cletus : Hey, Ma: look at that pointy-hairded little girl. Hu-yuck. |