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| Homer : Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy". | |
| Homer
: Ohh ho, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you. You're a
really good cop, I'm proud of you. (Homer and Marge hug) Herman : So long, gotta catch the 5:01. Homer : He's getting away! You blew it, Marge. |
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| Homer
: Hmm, I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage. Moe : The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage". Well ooh la dee da, Mr. Frenchman. Homer : Well what do you call it? Moe : A car hole! |
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| Lisa
: Mom, was catching that guy the most incredibly exciting thing you've
ever done? Marge : Well it was pretty exciting....but celery soup's pretty exciting too! |
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| Homer : Marge, you being a cop makes you the man. Which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear. Which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. | |
| Homer
: Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle
class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect
everyone. Snake : Three-Card Monte. Homer : Woo hoo! Easy money! |
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| Marge : Strange, regular ham doesn't thrill me anymore. Hmm...I'm crossing over to deviled ham! | |
| Reverend
Lovejoy : All right, Hans, time to go. Hans : But he ate my last meal. Reverend Lovejoy : Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky. Hans : Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? Reverend Lovejoy : From this point on, no talking. |
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| Homer : (gasp) A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole! I'm gonna tell everyone. Wait here. | |
| Marge : Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law. Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper. Car parked across three handicap spaces...Homer! | |
| Bart
: Face it, Lis, you're too puny to...oh aaaah ow! Lisa : Heh heh heh heh. Marge : Lisa, unhand your brother. Lisa : Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha. Bart : Yeah, like that really hurt......ohhhhhh. |
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| Marge
: Actually, I'm interested in becoming a police officer. (everyone at the police station laughs for a long time) Chief Wiggum : Welcome aboard. |
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| Marge
: Bart, it's illegal for you to operate that class nine vehicle without
pads and a helmet. Bart : But mom... Marge : It's for your own safety. (Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney beat up Bart later) Kearney : Take that! Jimbo : This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day! Bart : Ohh. |
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| Chief Wiggum : Aw, look at that! Heh, a pony. | |
| Chief
Wiggum : All right, Simpson, you're free to go. Homer : (eating) Let me just finish this last lobster tail and raspberry tort. |
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| Marge
: You have the right to remain silent. Homer : I choose to waive that right. (yells) |