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| Goodman
: And you've all passed a drug test. Except for Marge. Marge, you tested
positive for Crack and PCP. Marge : Oh my! (15 minutes later) Goodman : OK, the retest says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake. Marge : The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need. Goodman : All right, sounds very good. |
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| Homer
: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?! Grampa : Oh bitch, bitch, bitch! |
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| Girls
: You have cooties! Lisa : No I don't! Principal Skinner : Lisa Simpson, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection. Girls : (laughing) |
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| Goodman
: And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that
enough. Don't just throw it out the window. Marge : This is so humiliating. Homer : Garbage in garbage can...hmm, makes sense. |
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| Rod
and Todd : We love you! Bart : Uh...please don't hug me. It sickens me. |
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| Goodman
: OK, that's OK, because making a happy home isn't like flipping on a
lightswitch. Cletus : Duh, lightswitch? |
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| Woman : The number you have dialed can no longer be reached from this phone. You--negligent--monster. | |
| Reverand Lovejoy : Have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. | |
| Marge
: Where are we going, where are we going?! Homer : Okay okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders. Homer's brain : I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and... Homer : The Springfield River! |
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| Lisa
: Principal Skinner? I need some shoes. Principal Skinner : Sweet Georgia Brown! Something is rotten at the Simpson house! |
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| Homer : What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.....saxama-phone! Saxama-phone! | |
| Bart
: How do you feel? Homer : Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. Flanders : (gasp) Wait! Homer, what did you just say? Homer : I said shut your ugly face, Flanders! |
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| Homer
: Marge, there's a spider near my car key. Marge : You did the right thing by telling me..........shoo! Get out of here! |
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| Agent
: Oh my Lord! Goodman : Stupid babies need the most attention. |
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| Homer : Todd smells. Ohh, I already knew that. | |
| Homer
: If that Mafia guy weren't staring at us I'd take off my towel. Mafia guy Oh don't mind'a me. Look, I do it first! Marge : Hmm? |
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| Cletus
: Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again. Homer : Why you cotton picken'! (chokes Cletus) |
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| Homer : Yoink! |