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| Miss Hoover : This is nothing but dead, white male-bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from landing a husband. | |
| Mayor Quimby : Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse? | |
| Flanders
: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh... Homer : (pushes Flanders) Get lost! (rings bell) Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! Helen Lovejoy : He is not the official town crier! Police, do something! Chief Wiggum : Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good! Let him march, boys. Let the man march! |
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| Mrs.
Krabapple : Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to
Springfield. Miss Hoover : I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word. |
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| Lisa
: Oh let me help you George Washington, I still want to help you! Bart : "I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square. |
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| Principal
Skinner : Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial
just as memorable as our national bicentennial. Of course, you children
are too young to remember that, with the possible exception of Kearney. Kearny : (while shaving) Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate. |
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| Woman : It's some sort of land cow! | |
| Lisa
: How about town crier? You'd be great at that. Homer : You think so? Bart : Well, yeah, Dad, you're a big fat loudmouth and you can walk when you have to. |
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| Narrator : 1796. A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. | |
| Chief
Wiggum : Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton! Hollis Hurlbut : No, that's the skeletion of Jebediah. |
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| Betsy
Ross : I got the white stars you wanted, but I couldn't find any red
hearts, yellow moons, or green clovers. George Washington : Well...I'll use it, but I'm not paying for it. |
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| Marge : When my family first came to this state, they had a choice of living in Springfield or Stenchberg. You know why they chose Springfield? Because everyone knows Jebediah Springfield was a true American hero, end of story. | |
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Homer : You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! |
| Milhouse
: This is gonna be great. Bart : I hope they show the time when they traded guns to the indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn. |