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| Grimes
: You idiot! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid! Homer : Acid, eh? Gee, that would've been stupid, heh heh heh! Boy, would my face have been red! |
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| Auctioneer
: Nothing, no bids for 751? Bart : A buck! Auctioneer : I have a buck. (starts long bidding process) Sold, for a buck! |
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| Homer
: Chair goes round...chair goes round... Lenny : Hey, Homer, ya busy? Homer : Yes. |
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| Marge
: (knocking on the car door) Homer, Homer, why aren't you at work? Homer : The car won't start...I don't feel very good today...I am at work. |
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| Reverend
Lovejoy : Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be
called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though
Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure
he's looking down on this right now... Homer : (sleeping) Change the channel, Marge! (everyone laughs) Lenny : That's our Homer! |
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| Grimes
: Look, everybody! Simpson's in a contest for children! Lenny : Hey, sssh! Carl : You're making us miss the contest. (on stage) Mr. Burns : Could you explain your model, young man? Homer : Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now. Mr. Burns : Hmmm. Homer : Then I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp. Mr. Burns : Agreed. First prize! Grimes : What?! Carl : Way to go, Homer! Lenny : You're #1, Homer! Grimes : But..but this was a contest for children! Lenny : Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out! |
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| Grimes
: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny : I dunno, pigs tend to chew...I'd say he eats more like a duck. |
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| Homer
: Hi Grimey, old buddy. Grimes : I'm not your buddy, Simpson! I don't like you...in fact I hate you...stay the hell away from me! Because from now on, we're enemies. |
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| Homer
: Ohh, what will I do, Moe? Moe : Why don't you invite him over to dinner? Turn him from an enemy into a friend. And then when he's not expecting it...bam! The ol' fork in the eye. Homer : Do you think it might work without the...fork in the eye? Moe : There's always a first time. |
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| Grimes : You're a fraud...a total fraud.....it was nice meeting you. | |
| Homer
: Hiya, stretch! What's the good word? Grimes : My name is Grimes, uh, Simpson...Frank Grimes. I took the trouble to learn your name...the least you could do is learn mine. Homer : Oh kay, Grimey! |
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| Grimes : Insane I tell you! (flips out) | |
| Grimes
: Does this whole plant have some disease where they can't see he's an
idiot? Look here...accidents have doubled every year since he became
safety inspector...and meltdowns have tripled. Has he been fired? No. Has
he been disciplined? No no. Lenny : Ah, everyone makes mistakes. |
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| Homer
: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes : I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my office, Simpson. Homer : Heh heh heh, wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that. (walks around Frank's office) Taaake me out to the ball game, take me out to the ball.......so, what's new, Grimey? |
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| Homer
: Ohh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me! The most beloved man in
Springfield. Moe : Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me neither. Homer : No, I won't accept that! Moe : Nah, it's true. I've got their names written down right here in what I call my...uh, enemies list. Barney : (reading the list) Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson...hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours! Moe : Okay okay, gimme that, gimme that. (writes) Barney Gumble. Barney : Ohhh. |
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| Grimes : What's this? Extremely high voltage. Well I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp...(electrocutes himself) | |
| Grimes
: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one. Lenny : Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters. Heh, course ol' Homer, he didn't need a degree, he just showed up the day they opened the plant! Homer : Heh heh heh...I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was. |
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| Grimes : I'm peeing on the seat, give me a raise! | |
| Homer
: Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them...just like a pencil
company executive. I'd give anything for one of these. Grimes : Any office supply company can have them made up for you. Homer : Can I have this one? Grimes : No. Homer : ...Can Lenny have it? Grimes : No. |
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| Homer
: This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to
be friends. Lisa, be perfect. Lisa : Okay. Homer : Marge, perfect! Bart, perfect! Other kid, perfect! |
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| Bart
: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the
night watchman! Milhouse : I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over...then it fell over. Bart : Wow. I wonder where all the rats are going to go.(hundreds of rats suddenly run into Moe's) Moe : Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks. |
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| Homer : (standing next to Marge while in his car) That's crazy talk! You're crazy, Marge. Get off the road. (honks) | |
| Homer
: Hey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip. If you
turn that security camera around you can sleep and no one will ever know. Grimes : Uh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep. Homer : Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya. |
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| Homer : Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model worker. We should continue this conversation later during the designated break period. Sincerely, Homer Simpson. | |
| Homer
: Oh, and here's a picture of me in outer space. Grimes : You...went into outer space? You? Homer : Sure, you've never been? |
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| Lisa
: Can I go downstairs and see what Dad's doing? Marge : I..wouldn't bother him, honey. He's making some kind of model for a contest. He says it's really high-tech stuff that we wouldn't understand. Homer : Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles? |
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| Homer
: What are you saying? Grimes : I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent hard working people, like me! If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago! Bart : He's got ya there, dad. |
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| Bart : Looks like my years of hard work have finally paid off. |