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| Moe
: All right, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91%
of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys. Barfiles : (cheer) |
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| Homer : Well that's it. I'm getting out of this town alive if it kills me! | |
canada.wav |
Bart
: (inside the Statue of Liberty) Hey immigrants! Beat it, country's full! Captain : OK folks, you heard the lady. Back into the hold, we'll try Canada. |
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Homer
: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth? Vendor : Mountain Dew or crab juice. Homer : Blech, eww, sheesh. I'll take a crab juice. |
| Crowd
: (repeatedly chants "Chug, chug!") Barney : I can't! I'm the designated driver! Duff Man : Yeah...that's swell. Duff ho-heartedly supports the designated driver program. Now, who wants to party?! |
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| Lenny
: Hey let's go to the girls college! Carl : No, the Playboy mansion, Playboy mansion! Homer : Shut up! It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold. Barney : Oh that's just drunk talk! Sweet, beautiful drunk talk. |
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| Homer
: Ohh, I don't want to go to New York City. Marge : Why not? Homer : New York is a hell hole. And you know how I feel about hell holes. |
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| Homer
: We're getting out of here, now. Jump in Marge, trust me. Throw the kids,
no time for the baby. Marge : We're not jumping, Homer! |
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| Homer
: Marge, I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my legs! (bangs on legs) Marge Homer! Homer, those legs belong to the man behind you. |
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Homer : Hey everybody, I'm Peter Pantsless, hee hee hee hee heh heh heh! |
| Lisa
: (gasp) Mom, are those rabbits dead? Marge : No, no Lisa, they're just...sleeping. Upside down. And inside out. |
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| Lisa
: Dad, you can't judge a place you've never been to. Bart : Yeah, that's what people do in Russia. |
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| Marge
: Homer, I don't want you driving around in a car you built yourself. Homer : Marge, you can stand there finding fault or you can knit me some seatbelts! Marge : (resumes knitting) Sorry, sorry. |
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| Barney : All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova.....or maybe it was a street corner. | |
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Bart
: Look, it's ZZ Top! You guys rock! Man : Eh, maybe a little. |