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| Homer : Come here, boy. I want to show you something. Bart : What's that, a homemade bat? Homer : It's something very special: a homemade bat. | |
| Lisa : Wow, dad! Bart : Homer, can I get you a beer? Lisa : No, I want to get him a beer! Homer : Kids, kids, kids. You can each get me a beer. | |
| Homer : You're Darryl Strawberry. Darryl : Yes. Homer : You play right field. Darryl : Yes. Homer : I play right field too. Darryl : So? Homer : Well, are you better than me? Darryl : Well, I've never met you, but...yes. | |
| Barney : And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston! Wade Boggs : Pitt the Elder! Barney : Lord Palmerston! Wade Boggs : Pitt the Elder! Barney : Okay, you asked for it, Boggs! (punches Wade) Moe : Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Pitt the Elder... Barney : Lord Palmerston! (punches Moe) | |
| Homer : Where do you think you're going? Lisa : To the game. Homer : No, no, no. I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt. Bart : We've seen it, dad. | |
| Mr. Burns : Is it wrong to cheat in order to win a million dollar bet? Smithers : Yes, sir. Mr. Burns : Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat in order to win a million dollar bet? Smithers : No, sir. | |
| Homer : I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips...mmm...potato chips. | |
| Umpire : You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning. Chief Wiggum : Hey, we know how to play softball. | |
| Homer : Ha ha, cops can't win! Chief Wiggum : Get his license and registration. Eddie : Right, chief. | |
| Smithers : I'm afraid all those players have retired and, um...passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years. Mr. Burns : Damnation! | |
| Hypnotist : You are all very good players. Everyone : We are all very good players. Hypnotist : You will beat Shelbyville. Everyone : We will beat Shelbyville. Hypnotist : You will give 110%. Everyone : That's impossible. No one can give more than 100%. | |
| Carl : I got an enchanted jockstrap. | |
| SNPP Worker : My sister let me use her wooden leg. | |
| Ari : Would you care to bet a million dollars on that? Mr. Burns : Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting! Ari : What, a million dollars isn't interesting to you? Mr. Burns : Oh, did you say a million? I'm, I'm sorry, my mind was elsewhere. I thought you would start with a small amount, then we would bait each other, and, well, you know how it goes. Yes, certainly, a million will be fine. | |
| Mr. Burns : Smithers, there's no way I can lose this bet. Unless, of course, my nine all-stars fall victim to nine separate misfortunes and are unable to play tomorrow. But that will never happen. | |
| Ken Griffey, Jr. : It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited. | |
| Cop : Attention all units, attention all units. Armored car being robbed at... Chief Wiggum : Turn off that damn radio! | |
| Mike Scioscia : Can't...lift...arm...or...speak...at...normal...rate. | |
| Marge : Tell me when your father stops scratching himself............kids? Bart : We'll tell you, mom. | |
| Homer : Softball! (signs his name on sheet) Who's next? (SNPP workers refuse) Homer : What's the matter with you guys? Lenny : Homer, last year we were 2 and 28. Homer : Look, I know it wasn't our best season. Lenny : Actually, it was. | |
| Darryl Strawberry : But I've got nine home runs today. Mr. Burns : You should be very proud of yourself. Sit down. | |
| Carl : Hey, Scioscia. I don't get it. You're a ringer, but you're here every night in the core, busting your butt hauling radioactive waste. Mike Scioscia : Well, Carl, it's such a relief from the pressures of playing big-league ball. I mean, there, you make any kind of mistake, and boom, the press is all over you. (accidentally spills radioactive material) Uh oh... Carl : Ah, don't worry about it. Mike Scioscia : Oh man, is this ever sweet. | |
| Homer : No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you. Bart : Gotcha. Can't win, don't try. | |
| Homer : Something told me this was a very special, very magical piece of wood...that I could make a bat out of. |