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| Arnie
Pie : Mayday, mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife
I lo... Kent Brockman : Heh heh heh. That's great, Arnie. |
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| Maude
Flanders : I wonder what happened to The Plow King. Homer : Well, I guess he just doesn't respect his customers. Maude Flanders : Oh, could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt? Homer : Kiss my asphalt. |
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| Adam
West : And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the
Batoosee? (starts dancing) Homer : Yeah...nice meeting ya. (to the kids) Just keep moving, don't make eye contact. |
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| Homer : How could someone abuse their body that way? (gasp) Moe, don't throw out that brine! (starts drinking it) | |
| Captain
McCallister : Ninety sea shanties on three compact discs: Blow the man
down matey, blow the man down. Row, row, row your boat. In the navy, come on and join your fellow man. |
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| Homer
: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you. Barney : Oh yeah? Which President's on it? Homer : Uh, all of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch. |
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| Mayor
Quimby : The torch has been passed to a new generation of...uh, snow
plow people! C'mon, give me the key.....these look like teeth marks! Homer : I thought there was chocolate inside.....well why was it wrapped in foil? Mayor Quimby : It was never wrapped in foil! |
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| Barney : There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition. (fires two shots into Homer's tires) | |
| Crazy
Vlaclav : She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene. Homer : What country is this car from? Crazy Vlaclav : It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: (states their slogan) |
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Barney : Come back, diaper! Come back! |
| Lisa
: Hey, wait...that's not a dummy. Curator : This exhibit is closed! |
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| Barney : Ah, dying's not so bad. I'll be reunited with my loved ones, my dad, and that plant I never watered. | |
| Homer : Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from "Leave it to Beaver"......yeah, they were gay. | |
| Homer
: Hey, this old girl's as sure footed as a mountain goat. (A mountain goat on the mountain then slips and falls several feet) |
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| Homer
: When two best friends work together not even God himself can stop them. God : Oh no? |
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| Homer : Ah, white gold. | |
| Grampa : I'm cold and frightened. | |
| Barney : (studying for his SAT) All right, Harvard here I come. | |
| Homer : Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos. | |
| Bart
: Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 AM? Homer : Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners. |
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| Homer : I've got two words for you: Mellow out, man. | |
| Homer : Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow. | |
| Homer
: Do you come with the car? Woman : Oh you, heh heh heh hee. Man : Do you come with the car? Woman : Oh you, heh heh heh hee. |
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| Homer : The forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it on. | |
| Bumblebee Man : Aye yai yai, la policia! | |
| Homer : It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. | |
| Man : You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. (is punched) | |
| Homer : I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the velvetest guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I move a lot of things, like your cow if ya had one. | |
| George
Bush : Homer, I've got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the
White House but I can't get out of my driveway because of these protesters! Homer : Mr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality. (plows down the protesters) |
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| Homer : Bart! That car belonged to Bonny and Clyde, show a little respect. | |
| Marge
: This might sound silly, but just for a change, would you mind... Homer : Cutting my nails, brushing my teeth? |
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| Principal
Skinner : We won't miss a minute of school, thanks to your father! Nelson : Say your prayers, plow boy! (Dozens of snowballs are hurled at Bart) |
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| Grampa : I don't like the looks of those teenagers. | |
| Troy McClure : You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"! | |
| Adam West : I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique...pure West. | |
| Homer
: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife. Salesman : Your wife? (cracks an imaginary whip) Homer : What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise? Salesman : (makes the noise three more times) Homer : I'll take it! |