Suoni della puntata 9F08

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21.MP3
Marge : I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer : No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
beer.MP3
Bart : I want to hold the baby, I want to hold the baby!
Marge : Hmmm, sorry Bart, you're too little.
Homer : Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.
burlap.MP3
Maggie : (burps)
Homer : Did you hear that? She said "burlap"!
Marge : I don't think so.
daddy.MP3
Homer : Call me daddy.
Bart : Homer.
Homer : Daddy.
Bart : Homer.
Homer : Daddy!
Bart : Da...da...da...
Homer : Yes...
Bart : D'omer.
dingy.MP3
Johnny Carson : No, this is true. The coast guard arrested Boy George for scraping barnacles off his dingy.
getbent.MP3
Marge : Can you say mama?
Bart : Can you say get bent?
Marge : Bart!
Bart : Mr. Rogers says it all the time!
girls.MP3
Homer : (singing) When the working day is done, girls just want to have fun. That's all we really waaaant.
grampa.MP3
Homer : I'd be honored if you came to live with us.
Abe : Thank you.
(touching moment)
Bart : So how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks home?
Homer : About three weeks.
hibbert.MP3
Bart : Can I have a lolly pop?
Dr. Hibbert : Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you: a rubella innoculation!
hogfat.MP3
Man : Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
Homer : Mmm...hog fat.
homer.MP3
Bart : Lisa, can you say mommy?
Lisa : Mommy.
Bart : Can you say David Hasselhoff?
Lisa : Davah Hassa-hoff.
Homer : Can you say daddy?
Lisa : Homer.
Homer : No, sweetie, daddy.
Lisa : (pauses) Homer.
Homer : D'oh!
(Bart and Lisa laugh)
lollypop.MP3
Dr. Hibbert : Have a lolly pop.
maggie.wav
Maggie : Daddy.
mash.MP3
Marge : Did you girls watch the last episode of M*A*S*H?
Woman : That Mike Ferrel really boils my potato.
mcmahon.MP3
Ed McMahon : Ho ho ho ho ho, hi-oo!
Bart : Heh heh, hi-oo.
odds.MP3
Krusty the Clown : I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth burger!
Homer : I like those odds.
rat's_nest.MP3
Man : The only houses I have in your price range are in the neighborhood colorfully referred to as the rat's nest.
selma.MP3
(Patty and Selma tickle Marge's stomach)
swish.wav
Homer : Swish!
teapot.MP3
Bart : (singing) I'm a little tea pot short and spout, this is my handle, this is my spout. The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout!
Selma Oh yeah!

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